Back in the early eighties, Currado Malaspina and I traveled a great deal together. From the Middle East, Africa and Asia to almost every country in the Americas, we ricocheted around the globe with the buoyant expectancy found only in the young. As could be expected we found ourselves idling in countless airports, train stations and bus depots filling long, intimate hours with conversation.
Even then, Malaspina was a formidable raconteur, and I remember listening a lot more than speaking. He had a boundless reservoir of stories to draw from and an unfading memory for people, circumstance and detail.
In ’82, when we were stuck for 48 hours in an old customs house in Souk Ahras, Malaspina told me the following story.
“The Danish artist Kai Gjellerup lived in Chicago for about ten years. He had a large studio on Calumet Avenue in a former insulation factory where he was working on ‘Regent Impasse,’ the monumental piece now permanently installed in the Art Institute’s sculpture garden. Every December across the street from his loft, a vacant lot used exclusively by prostitutes and heroin addicts eleven months out of the year became a Christmas tree emporium. Each year this seedy lot was cleared of its syringes and soggy condoms and was transformed into an urban evergreen forest illuminated by a wavy tributary of 75-watt light bulbs.
“After all his years in the United States, Kai was still unaccustomed to American Christmas. He was puzzled and disturbed by the connection between electronic gadgetry and messianism. He wondered why, in a country so solidly pragmatic, people unquestioningly accepted the cumbersome and expensive rituals designed to artificially stimulate the free market economy. Coming from Denmark, where spirituality and mysticism were expressed in a beautifully esoteric two thousand year old aesthetic, he couldn’t understand why, in the States the holiday remained so stubbornly ugly. And who, he wondered, was Santa Claus.
“So one night, he walked over to the Christmas tree lot, poured a few gallons of gasoline over the driest looking trees and set the place on fire. It was a beautiful blaze, more beautiful, in his estimation than any conventional celebration could possibly be. He lingered across the street admiring his handiwork until he was arrested.
“The legal ramifications dawned on him much later. He was tried for arson and faced deportation. For two weeks he faced a sympathetic jury composed mostly of African-American senior citizens. His defense focused on a legitimate anger directed at an unmistakable symbol of 2000 years of Christian anti-semitism. The fact that he was not Jewish was inadmissible as evidence for the prosecution and he was found guilty of two counts of reckless endangerment.
“He was fined $200, was allowed to keep his green card and saw his career blossom into its current stature.”